Hello friends! Ashish says hello to you. đ If this hadn't happened to me personally, I wouldn't have believed it! So, read carefully because after reading this, you will be shocked!
Say Goodbye to Your Dignity
"... You wonât be able to have sex, and in our 6-year relationship, Iâve had an orgasm no more than 6 times!" - My girlfriend said this to me while leaving the house. That day was the worst day of my life.
Four years have passed since then. I havenât been in a serious relationship since. Girls would disappear after just one night and never talk to me again. So, when it came to choosing between frequently visiting brothels or spending time with Madame Palm, I chose the latter. It's cheaper. It's boring, but it has some advantages =>
An Offer I Didn't Expect
Thanks to my VIP subscription to porn channels, I often get great offers. I have a vibrator for amazing blowjobs and a rubber copy of Sasha Greyâs mouth. The queen of my collection is a 100% realistic replica of Eiro Chikaâs tight pussy. But compared to the offer I received next, all of this was nothing:
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I Want ItSo... What's the Harm in Trying?
Before this, I had no interest in such things, but science has advanced, and it's true. Thinking otherwise would be foolish. Now, I wasnât as great at sex as Mike Tyson was at boxingâ youâve already seen how my relationship turned out. So, I thought, "What could be worse than this?" and clicked the button. A few minutes later, I received an email with detailed information about Thunder of Zues, including its certifications. To keep it short, everything went smoothly. Two days later, my parcel arrived, completely unmarked.
First Results
I used Thunder of Zues strictly according to the instructions (as stated in the agreement), and by the third day, my balls started feeling heavier. I had so much stamina that I couldn't control it, and my penis became rock hard. It felt like even if a car ran over it, nothing would happen. The head of my penis also became significantly larger. Before, whenever I masturbated, my thumb would touch my pinky finger, but after using Thunder of Zues for two weeks, I couldn't even wrap my fingers around my shaft.
+6 cm or Am I Blind?
According to the research agreement, I had to measure my penis once a day:
Length â 11 cm Thickness â 4.3 cm
And then, on the 14th day:
Length â 17 cm Thickness â 6.6 cm
I was in complete shock! I could see it growing every day, but I wasnât expecting these results. A full six centimeters! This isnât just a penis anymoreâ this is sexual terrorism! đđđđđ
What Happened Next
I was looking at my penis like a growing boy seeing his morning wood for the first time. It was so hard, I was jerking off three times a day, and the cum was spreading everywhereâtons of it! I just had this overwhelming urge to fuck someone hard and deep. đ
I signed up for Tinder. I matched with a girlânot exactly model material, but I wasnât in a position to be picky. After work, I brought her to my flat. We fucked for four hours that night, and then she ran away. This girl literally ran while I was in the bathroom.
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I wonât go into details about how I managed to win my ex-girlfriend back and bring her home, but even after getting a new boyfriend, she still gave in. With Thunder of Zues, I had 100% confidence in myself. Some candlelight and two glasses of wine also worked wonders. We fucked all nightâI had the fire of revenge, and she had an insatiable hunger for sex. One orgasm after another, I lost count. I filled her throat with an entire load, and she couldnât even swallow it. "This is for you, my darling. For humiliating me four years ago. I havenât forgotten..."
She kept messaging me the whole next week, saying she wanted to experience that night again and was even ready to leave her new boyfriend. I ignored her and enjoyed sex in many other places.
I've entered the world of sex, and I'm never going back!
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